FRIEND ZONE

For a guy, being friend-zoned is the worst thing that could ever happen to your sex game, pride and ego. it simply turns you into a girl's doormat and a mere douchbag. One good thing about this whole friend zone thing is that guys can friend zone chicks too, especially unattractive thirsty chicks. However, it is rare for a guy to friend zone a chick.

We just have to accept the fact that we men are weak and loose. We just cannot fight that natural sexual desire. That is why a man has two heads...when the lower head thinks, the upper head simply becomes useless. It just cannot function/think. It is hard to resist.

I won't dwell much on the definition of 'friend zone'. But in a nutshell and simple terms, it is when you want a sexual or romantic relationship with the other person, but unfortunately they see you as a friend, nothing beyond that. So you are everything but screwed !

Being friend-zoned is like torture. Once you are cast into the friend zone pit, I'm sorry but it's over for you!It means you will never hit the sheets with that lady, well, you may if you are lucky, but it will be one helluva mission. Once you are friend-zoned, there are two things you can subsequently do: Either move on or settle for being a friend. Yes, it's simple like that! Moving on may feel like a cowardice move and some form of giving up, and on the other hand, if you settle for friendship then you have to be prepared to see some smart ass guy that will come and sweep her off her feet and tap her!...and guess what...she will tell you about it, after all friendship is about opening up to each other, right?

My policy of avoiding being friend-zoned is: Show your intentions from the word 'go'. If you beat around the bushes you will become that nice guy, that overly nice, sweet and moist guy. That alone is enough to get you relegated to the friend zone league.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FRIEND-ZONED IF:

• She tells you about other guys
• She tells you she's gonna hook you up with some girl
• She tells you she can talk to you about anything
• She says you are now like a brother to her...(that's more like family zone to me)